Friday 17 May 2013

I'm so dizzy, my head is spinning

Now, I always thought when a kids playground sign said '12 years and under' it was to protect the younger kids....but oh no...it's to protect the adults

Why on earth did I think it would be a good idea to spin, fast, on what can only be described as a small metal bowl...of death.  I feel horrendous now, I'm only a youthful 20-10 year old, but yet I'm clearly too old for kids park toys....a sad day

Amelia stayed for a 'sleepover' last night, so I was up at 6:30 today, she has an affectionate way of throwing her cuddly toys at my head and then jumping on top of me...such a relaxing way to wake up, that's then followed by an hour of Woolly and Tig...the hilarious tales of a young girl and her cuddly toy spider...I love it

Dropped Amelia at nursery at 8 and made the wise decision to do so in my trackie bottoms and tshirt.  This not only allowed me to look like a lazy chav dad but also meant I could go straight to the gym

You may have grasped from my previous blogs that I work shifts, therefore I have a fair amount of time off during the week. Why is it then that I find it really strange that other people are off....I generally sneer at them as being lazy dole scroungers, never considering that they may be just like me....no not devilishly handsome....no no, not hilarious and intelligent at the same time, in other words the total package. 

No, I mean shift workers, I never assume that maybe they also work shifts....though to be fair unless they work shifts in sports direct whilst simultaneously working for Gillette to see how long a man can go without shaving, then I think my first assumption is generally correct 

The gym was followed by a trip to the cinema, not directly you understand, you should never be in close proximity to others when you smell 'less than your freshest' shall we say. Not that everyone follows that same mantra 

The film of choice today was the new instalment of what would probably 'not' be described as the greatest film franchise of all time. No, it wasn't twilight. It was Fast and Furious 6......years after the original and they're still going strong...well...still going anyway

In fairness to the film makers, it was actually a pretty reasonable film, there weren't even any cars with 27 gears as we've seen in previous films. Though there was an airport with the longest runway you could ever imagine, probably about 10 miles long 

This afternoon was pretty relaxed, in fact I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and shooting some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighbourhood....this seemed like the best time to leave and go and collect Amelia from school

With child in tow, well, on shoulders, the trip the park commenced, as I've already discussed at the start

This evening shall be spent trying to get rid of the headache I have from the park....and maybe an ice cream

I'll leave you with a selection of pictures which may cause some amusement

Bye bye for now 








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