Skateboarding Grannies.....BINGO!!!

Skateboards. I just don't understand them.

I was walking home from the shops yesterday when I heard an incessant rumbling from behind me, droning on, getting louder and louder. Lo and behold, it was a young adult on a skateboard. He was barely moving faster than I was walking, putting in far more effort, and most importantly....looking a bit stupid whilst doing it

Bicycles I understand, roller skates I understand, but skateboards.......meh, not so much

I was watching The Jonathan Ross Show this morning, it was quite entertaining and whilst watching it I had a revelation. I've never noticed before just how much I look like Justin Timberlake.....not at all....not even a vague similarity. Well...that's not strictly true.

I have two legs, he has two legs, I have two arms, he has two arms, in fact we are both equally qualified to do the Hokey Cokey....and that's what it's all about

I think it's fair to say the only things we have in common are number of limbs, we both have hair, and we've both had massively successful music careers. Apart from these things, we couldn't be more different

So with all my limbs, hair, a voice of an angel and my fantastic sense of humour, just like Jason Manford, it was only really Joss Stone that I've nothing in common with....well except we're both fit blondes ;-)

I worked a 12 hour shift yesterday and by finish time at 2am I was exhausted, and still am, as tired as I've ever felt. So it seemed the only logical thing to do today after getting up at around 12 was to get into the gym and go for some personal best lifts....Happy Days

Jac is now away for a few days catching international criminals...sort of.....so it's Daddy Day Care until Tuesday. I just need to find a way of getting Amelia to sleep until 10am tomorrow and I may catch up on my sleep

This evening, once Amelia is in bed, will probably be spent sleeping, and eating, in fact the only thing stopping me from eating one of my arms right now is the amount of work I'd lose from the Justin Timberlake Lookalike Business

Oh, I've also moved my wheelie bin outside the front of my house and attached a sign saying 'Please place all political correspondence in here - I'll read it later'.....lets see if it has any success

Lets finish then with some pictures, a tortoise/turtle getting more than expected, old people not letting themselves get old, and a perfect magazine for the criminal in your life

Bye bye for now